MOVIE REVIEW: Fast Five Is Awesome, And If You Disagree, You Are Wrong.

I have never seen a Fast & Furious movie because, unlike video games, I don’t give two and a half thousand f*cks about films intended for thirteen-year-old boys with adolescent Ferrari-boners. This probably makes me the least qualified person to write a review about Fast Five, along with the fact that I don’t like reviewing movies and I still have no idea what any of the characters names were.

But that doesn’t matter because this movie was SO AWESOME PLEASE GO SEE IT. Continue reading...