Mario Fish Bowl Is So Much Better Than Owning Actual Fish, Which Is Pointless

I'm not super entirely sure what's happening in this photo because I don't have time to read descriptions beneath awesome photos when I find them, and if you don't either than that means I can say whatever I want here and you'll never know. BALLS. BOOBS. BANANABALLSBOOBS.

Okay, fine, give me a second to figure this shit out.

*does research to ensure continued journalistic integrity*

Oh! Fantastic! It's some kind of DIY project that's entirely in a different language, probably Japanese, so I have no idea what the hell it says. If a translator could contact me and let me how I can build one of these things, that'd be great. I'll sit here and eat this miniature cupcake while I wait for your email. *slowly peels off cupcake wrapper, rapidly refreshes Gmail*