I don't read books because reading is for unattractive people. But even I sometimes need something to hold up all of the Zombie Handbooks I've never finished because my A.D.D. is HOLY SHIT A LADYBUG!
Out of all the dumb bookends I've seen in my days of Netterwebs perusing, these might be the coolest. I probably think that because I dry-hump everything Star Wars and have an intimate knowledge of the films, such as knowing that the trash compactor number is 3263827. I didn't even have to look that up on Wookieepedia! And mom said that knowledge would never come in handy. PFFFHH
Author: Lisa Foiles