18 comments on “You sunk my giant…alien…sub…what?”

1. Rocket on July 27, 2011 at 4:26 PM said:

   It’s got Liam Neeson in it, though that probably won’t be enough to make me go see it.

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2. Rocket on July 27, 2011 at 4:51 PM said:

   I wanted a battleship movie to have two officers with boards, and red/white pegs calling shots, and then the enemy would radio “hit” or “miss”, and the boats couldn’t move, and they would have red/white markers on ‘em.

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3. John350Z on July 27, 2011 at 5:25 PM said:

   I clicked the link, read the blurb and just couldn’t bring myself to watch.

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4. Tom Lawrence on July 27, 2011 at 6:25 PM said:

   …

   First of all, what the hell did I just watch? Did they just attempt to base a $200 million production… on a board game? Second, do they actually plan to stretch out that story for two whole hours? And finally, WHY IS THERE AN ALIEN SHIP!?

   I can’t wait to see the director’s follow-up based on Hungry Hungry Hippos. You know, with killer hippos and aliens and what not.

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5. Zer0t0nin on July 27, 2011 at 6:29 PM said:

   What is this I don’t even….

   If this wouldn’t take it itself SO seriously it would easily be confused with one of those fake-trailers like the one for Minesweeper – The Movie a few years ago.

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   • Rocket on July 27, 2011 at 7:31 PM said:

     Except I would actually watch the Minesweeper movie.

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     • Zer0t0nin on July 28, 2011 at 3:26 AM said:

       Yup…that trailer was actually pretty fuckin’ hilarious :D

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       • Dustin Smith on July 30, 2011 at 3:59 PM said:

         I like how the guy is yelling at the kid cuz hes flying through ranks too fast.. or something.. i dont get it! made no sense.

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         • Dustin Smith on July 30, 2011 at 3:59 PM said:

           YOU ARE THE BEST GODDAMN THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO THIS NAVY! AND I DONT KNOW WHAT MY DAUGHTER SEES IN YOU!
         • Zer0t0nin on July 31, 2011 at 3:59 PM said:

           Then just yell back: “A better Ofiicer than you Captain Cocksuck”
6. Paul Griffith on July 28, 2011 at 2:33 AM said:

   Well, I can see no relationship to a board game……

   BUT

   Aliens & Battleships … AWESOME !! :)

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7. Spoon on July 28, 2011 at 8:20 AM said:

   Video isn’t available any more. I cant even find it anywhere

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   • Stuart on July 28, 2011 at 9:27 AM said:

     As much as you got my hopes up, it’s still there for me…

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8. Nick on July 29, 2011 at 8:07 AM said:

   My official response: http://sfw.chanarchive.org/content/50_b/129014009/1238911019302.jpg

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9. Dustin Smith on July 30, 2011 at 3:58 PM said:

   If you look at the ‘missiles’ the giant robot shoots out closely, turns out they are shaped like the pegs. pretty funny i guess. this is idiotic ~,~.

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10. Eric on August 4, 2011 at 7:08 PM said:

    I had an idea for a fake “Battleship: The Movie” trailer about two years ago (follow the links here for my stick figure storyboard: http://yngemar.wordpress.com/2011/06/25/an-idea-for-a-movie-trailer/). Two reasons I didn’t go anywhere with it?
    1) I thought the concept was so clearly a ridiculous joke that two minutes of snickering was all it deserved.
    2) I didn’t have compromising pictures of Liam Neeson with which to blackmail him into starring in my imagination-bereft farce.

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11. Stef on August 5, 2011 at 1:27 PM said:

    meh

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12. Brock Wilbur on August 5, 2011 at 6:14 PM said:

    http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/archives/first_look_at_a_gun_wielding_rihanna_in_battleship/

    Yeah. Rihanna. With Gun.

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