Mario Fish Bowl Is So Much Better Than Owning Actual Fish, Which Is Pointless

26Jul/118

Mario Fish Bowl Is So Much Better Than Owning Actual Fish, Which Is Pointless

I'm not super entirely sure what's happening in this photo because I don't have time to read descriptions beneath awesome photos when I find them, and if you don't either than that means I can say whatever I want here and you'll never know. BALLS. BOOBS. BANANABALLSBOOBS.

Okay, fine, give me a second to figure this shit out.

*does research to ensure continued journalistic integrity*

Oh! Fantastic! It's some kind of DIY project that's entirely in a different language, probably Japanese, so I have no idea what the hell it says. If a translator could contact me and let me how I can build one of these things, that'd be great. I'll sit here and eat this miniature cupcake while I wait for your email. *slowly peels off cupcake wrapper, rapidly refreshes Gmail*

Tagged as: DIY Project, Fish, Fish are Stupid, No seriously fish are really stupid, People With Too Much Time On Their Hands, Super Mario Bros Leave a comment

8 comments on “Mario Fish Bowl Is So Much Better Than Owning Actual Fish, Which Is Pointless”

Tom Lawrence on July 26, 2011 at 7:22 PM said:

Studied Japanese for two [and a bit] years. Pretty simple really:

1.Take some clear water silicon polymer (シリコンポリマ) pearls and soak ‘em till they expand (I’d assume clear marbles would work fine but don’t take my word on that).
2. Fill them up in a container like so: http://livedoor.blogimg.jp/amosaic/imgs/1/c/1ccb5090.jpg
3. Purchase some awesome figurines or keychains (remove chain if necessary)
4. Position them appropriately in container
5. Fill with water and display!

Okay, now in all seriousness I must get off this web site >_>

Reply ↓
John350Z on July 26, 2011 at 7:47 PM said:

the google translate version…

To cool the hot summer! Mario tried to swim in a fishbowl

Well past the middle of July, followed by weather or handling or涼Shikatsu unsure of
how everyone – Christmas?

Today, I tried to make everyday items towards the hot summer evening now also come

Previously hyped “Bottled Azunyan” while referring to an article
that created a display like swimming in a fishbowl we like Mario and gesso?

-First prepare the silicone polymer.
This is sold in shops as $ 1.00.

Silicone polymer is a very small transparent grains, as we see,
and keep it immersed in water for a while …

-Each one is to absorb water,
I become a transparent sphere in this Purupurunamarui

Appropriate amount of balls to make this clear, then placed in a fishbowl,
a small plug in the figures of Mario where some families.

-We had been sold to about seven years ago,
the “Super Mario Bros. Stage Figure” use of those seafloor.
Life is like a magnet rather cheesy plastic figures.

-Then pour water into a fishbowl and finished!
Transparently clean portion of the ball, seems to be floating in the water figures. And playing with gesso like being in a fishbowl Pukupuku like Mario! This very cool fish tank in the shop this way, I bought 100 yen.

————-

Annnnnyhow….

I never follow DIY guides that ask me to “prepare the silicone polymer”. bad experience.

Reply ↓
Chris on July 27, 2011 at 3:00 AM said:

What’s this about Marios banana balls?

Reply ↓
Nick on July 27, 2011 at 9:56 AM said:

>implying that your gmail is listed somewhere on the site

Reply ↓
- John350Z on July 27, 2011 at 5:27 PM said:
  
  Implying site autosends email for post approval =)
  
  Reply ↓
Brock on July 27, 2011 at 12:43 PM said:

“No seriously fish are really stupid”
I want this t-shirt.

Reply ↓
Mark Austin on July 27, 2011 at 1:32 PM said:

This looks fun. Have a little underwater level in a bowl, however, my betta fish is not amused.

Reply ↓
Jacob on August 2, 2011 at 4:30 AM said:

Ah! Bowser’s most insidious plan yet: a lid!

Reply ↓