What You Really Missed At E3, aka FUNNY KOTAKU VIDEO I MADE!

15Jun/119

What You Really Missed At E3, aka FUNNY KOTAKU VIDEO I MADE!

E3 was all about video games, so the last thing I wanted to talk about regarding the expo was video games. DUH. So, instead I made an utterly absurd video, where I flip over a table and wear an AWESOME DREAMCAST SHIRT, and write a guide for next year's expo called, "So You've Decided to Attend E3." The video is basically a numbered list of awesome things, so that should satisfy you Top 5 fans for a while. In otherwords, STOP ASKING WHERE TOP 5 WENT, I ALREADY TOLD YOU.

Now I'm rambling. Go watch my video, asshats! Also, I love you.

Tagged as: Bioshock Infinite, Casper Van Dien, E3 2011, Fable: The Journey, Kotaku, Leigh Alexander, Lisa Foiles, LISA SMASH!!, Sega Dreamcast, spit-takes, Tim Rogers Leave a comment

9 comments on “What You Really Missed At E3, aka FUNNY KOTAKU VIDEO I MADE!”

Alex McMillan on June 15, 2011 at 6:00 PM said:

“LISA SMASH!!”

Is that your finishing move in the new Super Journalist Fighter Hyper Ultra Edition?

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Coopah on June 15, 2011 at 6:05 PM said:

early 90s tracksuit!! those things rocked lol and fuck tables! except air hockey tables, they’re just so sensual!

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Keys on June 15, 2011 at 7:27 PM said:

I think you could use a hug.

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- The Celldweller on June 16, 2011 at 3:25 AM said:
  
  First you call us asshats, then you tell me that you love me? Lisa, Lisa, we need to talk. I’m already seeing someone, and she loves me too… I think. However, if you wish to engage in a hardcore three-way, I do need another partner to start a gaming clan. “The Fluffy dork-fishes of yester-month!”
  
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geoneo09 on June 15, 2011 at 10:22 PM said:

Video game team park nice idea, it blow my mind all the posibilities in a park like that.

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Caleb on June 16, 2011 at 3:29 PM said:

I am going to make a note about your awesome shirt on the Dreamcast Junkyard website.

Excellent video! Table flipping section had good timing.

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Nell on June 17, 2011 at 4:52 PM said:

$15 FOR A BURGER AND TWO FRIES?!?! That’s a travesty.

I don’t know if I’m going to regret asking this, but what prompted that chick to think “good idea!” when grinding on the energy drink lass?

And sorry to hear about the BO and farts…neither of those are sexy in any capacity (sorry fetishists).

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- Nell on June 17, 2011 at 4:55 PM said:
  
  I hate to fall in with the annoying masses that feel the need to comment on attractiveness, but your friend Tim is so cute!!
  
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Zer0t0nin on June 20, 2011 at 11:37 AM said:

15 Bucks? Really? Gosh, that’s hardcore.

But nevertheless, this Vid makes me wanna go there even more :/

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