That's right, folks! I'm attending E3 again, because I never get tired of the crippling panic attacks I experience from being around massive amounts of bad-smelling people in a relatively small space, every g-damn year! I encourage all of you to say hi if you see me there, preferably by politely approaching me in a calm manner, as opposed to sneaking up behind me with some sort of sharp object. Ha ha! See that's funny because I'm convinced everyone is trying to kill me!
What are you guys looking forward to seeing at the expo this year? Not that I care, I'm just trying to make small talk.
(KIDDING. Stop assuming I'm a jerk, you jerk.)