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I’ll Be At E3 2011! Giving Out Free High-Fives!
That's right, folks! I'm attending E3 again, because I never get tired of the crippling panic attacks I experience from being around massive amounts of bad-smelling people in a relatively small space, every g-damn year! I encourage all of you to say hi if you see me there, preferably by politely approaching me in a calm manner, as opposed to sneaking up behind me with some sort of sharp object. Ha ha! See that's funny because I'm convinced everyone is trying to kill me!
What are you guys looking forward to seeing at the expo this year? Not that I care, I'm just trying to make small talk.
(KIDDING. Stop assuming I'm a jerk, you jerk.)
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Batman, Mass Effect and Skyrim!! It’s gonna be one sexy ass conference! You are lucky as balls miss!
In two years I will be in a position to waste lots of money to fly to LA to see E3, and finally get that fabled Foiles High-5. HORRAY FOR FINANCES!
WoooooOOOOOO! TOTES AND HEAPS!
If you come back with swine flu make sure you share lol
I’m more interested in which new projects will be unveiled than being shown stuff I already know I will or will not buy. And I also really wonder if Microsoft’s announcement will be gaming related at all, they seem to think we don’t care about exclusives, hardcore gaming and fun in general. Kinect is fine and all, I even have one, but that’s far from what made me get a 360 in the first place. I’m under the impression that this E3 will confirm if I need to stop caring for my console of choice.
So there you go miss Foiles, some stuff you can pretend to care about to look sweet and stuff.
I have always dreamed of making it to E3. Unfortunately I come from a lower middle class family in the Midwest. If everything works out for me the way it is suppose to I may be able to make it next year. So make sure you have enough fun for everyone who lives to far away without the means to make it.
Dammit…..I would really love making it to E3 this year (Lisa Foiles being one of the main-reasons) but nope…this year just out of Reach (obvious Nerd-not-joke is obvious).
;Maybe Gamescom in August….who knows
Btw: I wouldn’t try to kill you….a high five would do xD
Will the Jerkstore also be sending you to Blizzcon later this year Lisa?
Jealous much. Being in Australia makes getting to E3 a bit of a challenge…
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Lol @ the picture. Well played.